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1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****.
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The Ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

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quEEny Posted on Apr 26, 2007 at 12:27 PM 8,384 tokens, 2.96 weeks wasted

5. Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****."

. . . . now, who would do something like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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minodude Posted on Apr 26, 2007 at 03:58 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

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i dont see any of those stickers anymore, so i dont

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Token Posted on Apr 27, 2007 at 01:21 AM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

I steer clear of the ladies at work when I see these signs.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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Saeros Posted on Apr 27, 2007 at 02:25 PM 70 tokens, 10.37 hours wasted

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I only notice the sign after it's driven into my forhead by a crazed women that thought I called her fat because it was raining that teusday and I said wet...

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konifur Posted on Apr 27, 2007 at 02:00 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

11...husband runs screaming from the house.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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ressurection666 Posted on Apr 27, 2007 at 04:22 AM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

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lol too true

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