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10 comments | Posted by likeaneagle 34 months ago

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From: DEVO©

A farmer took the camper off his truck before going to town. As he was
going down the road three Hillbillys were standing beside the road
hitchhiking. The farmer picked them up, one Hillbillys got in the front
and the other two Hillbillys got in the back. As they were going over
the
hill the brakes went out on the truck. The farmer couldn't stop the
truck
and they went into the pond at the bottom.

The farmer and the Hillbillys that were up front come up out of the
water
a minute later. They kept waiting for the two in the back to come up.
The
farmer said, "I wonder where they are?"

The Hillbillys said, "Maybe they drowned."

About five minutes later they come up gasping for breath. The farmer
asked, "What the Hell took you so long?"

The two Hillbillys said, "We had a devil of a time getting that fucking
tailgate open!"

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minodude
Posted on Apr 21, 2007 at 06:24 PM
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maybe the truck flipped upside down

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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adam
Posted on Apr 21, 2007 at 08:50 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

I'm with you on this one being that I'm a hillbilly myself.

I love my mother. But, she's totally fucked in the head.

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adam
Posted on Apr 21, 2007 at 08:50 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

I'm with you on this one being that I'm a hillbilly myself.

I swear I only hit the button once. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.

(This comment was modified on Apr 21, 2007 08:52 PM)

I love my mother. But, she's totally fucked in the head.

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minodude
Posted on Apr 21, 2007 at 09:46 PM
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Comment in reply to adam's original comment

well, that makes it true

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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konifur
Posted on Apr 22, 2007 at 12:46 AM
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Comment in reply to adam's original comment

where do hillbillys come from.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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adam
Posted on Apr 22, 2007 at 08:22 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Generally from the appalachian mountains. But I imagine anywhere there are hills there are gonna be hillbilly's.

(This comment was modified on Apr 22, 2007 08:34 AM)

I love my mother. But, she's totally fucked in the head.

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alex657684
Posted on Apr 21, 2007 at 07:59 PM
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Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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bkvestal
Posted on Apr 21, 2007 at 09:30 PM
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Man, that gives us Hillbilly's a bad name.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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tmaz305
Posted on Apr 22, 2007 at 01:11 AM
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sounds fair...
I'm only a redneck...

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from?~~~

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