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* "Drill 'Em 'N Fill 'Em" Home Dentistry Kit

* "Boobs in a Bottle" Breast Enlargement Formula

* "Jump-Start" Home Defibrilator: Save someone from a heart
attack without the hassle of rushing them to a hospital!

* "Golden Shower" Beer: The only alcoholic beverage made
from 100% recycled beer.

* "Time Life Books Presents Home Surgery"

* "'Stripper Fun' Barbie"

* The Book of Mormon, Episode II

* "No Thanks" Trapdoor for Solicitors: Installed with iron
spikes, crocodiles cost extra

* "Balz-Off" Testosterone Repressor

* Keychain Belly Rings: Hang your keys on your belly button!

* "'Gynecologist' Ken": Comes with "'Sexy Patient' Barbie"

* "Nice Ass" Jeans

* "'Operating Fun' Barbie": Give Barbie a new heart,
lung, or kidney!

* "Other Side" Near-Death Inducing Kit: See your deceased
loved ones momentarily! (Caution: May cause irreversible
results.)

* "'Star Wars' 'Tearing Attack' Rancor": Comes with limited
edition "'Mutilated' Gamorrean Guard"

* "Lung Drano": Cleans out the lungs of the serious smoker!

* "Friday the 13th Part XXXII: Jason Gets Married"

* "Crab Lice Killer"

* "The Flatulence 500": The only car which runs on pure methane.

* "Ernest Goes to Hell" (Yeah, we only wish)

* "Dam-U" Home Curse Kit: Comes with voodoo doll and
thirteen (13) pins

* "Rainforest" Brand Christmas Trees

* "Nu-Life" Blood Donation Kit

* "Bobbit" Brand Home Circumcision Kit

* "I Couldn't See Him" Brand Sunglasses

* "'Prostitute' Barbie": Comes with "'Pimp' Ken"

* Sewer Rat Feeders

* "Man's Best Friend" Rabid Watchdogs: For those serious
about guarding their house. (Caution: May become irritable.)

* "How to Make the Voices in Your Head Shut Up"

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minodude Posted on Apr 19, 2007 at 04:08 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

why do i get the feeling these are fake

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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alex657684 Posted on Apr 19, 2007 at 05:25 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Friday the 13th part XXXII??? I'd kill the director.

Same for the Ernest one.....

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Token Posted on Apr 21, 2007 at 01:16 AM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

I would like to have tried the no thanks trap door.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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ressurection666 Posted on Apr 27, 2007 at 05:44 AM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

All answers are replies, but not all replies are answers.

www.myspace.com/mtnaylor

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