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9 comments | Posted by likeaneagle 34 months ago

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From: DEVO©

Not everyone has a way with a saying......

"Do you think I've been sitting here twiddling my arse?"

"At no time do I ever condone you making changes to improve things in
the office."

"Snakes on a Plane - what's that about?"

"Go jump off a lake."

"He's not the sharpest canister in the ocean."

"Keep a stiff upper chin."

"The squeaky wheel gets the spoke."

"I can lead you to horsewater, but I can't make you drink."

"He'd give you the arm off his back."

Announcement in store: "We have a customer by the balls in toys needing
assistance." (It repeats.)

"You play ball with me, and I'll scratch yours."

"It's half of one, six dozen of another..."

"We do not have a smoking cow at this point."

"Is there 264 days in the year? Or is it 265?"

"My daughter is as smart as a tack."

"I've got a higher IQ than your little pinky finger."

"If Dad were here right now, he'd be rolling over in his grave."

"Well, it may be the wrong tool for the job, but it is the right tool
for the business."

"It's our golden goose. We better figure out how to make her purr."

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minodude
Posted on Apr 10, 2007 at 10:21 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

who said these?

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Apr 11, 2007 at 10:20 AM
7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

that would be Devo@

anonytext

They were all ripped from the Dilbert website..
http://www.comics.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/h tml/newsletter65.html

imagine that

(This comment was modified on Apr 11, 2007 10:23 AM)

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TexasRose
Posted on Apr 11, 2007 at 10:27 AM
57 tokens, 5.92 hours wasted

Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

LMFAO

You're pretty smart!

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Bamber
Posted on Apr 11, 2007 at 12:30 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Sounds like the sort of thing my grandmother used to say.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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Token
Posted on Apr 11, 2007 at 12:52 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

we have a customer by the balls in toys

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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konifur
Posted on Apr 11, 2007 at 02:01 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

I have one i say all the time... "i have left my car in the par cark."

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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