From: DEVO©
Q: What does the ocean do when kids leave the beach?
A: It waves.
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A one-wood golf club walks into a bar and asks the
bartender for a beer but the bartender refuses to serve
him.
"Why not," asks the club.
"Because," he says, "you're the designated driver."
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Q: What did the big hand on the clock say to the little
hand?
A: I'll be around in an hour.
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Q: What do you call a woman
who knows where her husband is
24 hours a day/seven days a week?
A: A widow.
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