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Blonde Swim Trunks
A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and
says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"
He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
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Juggler
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped
by the police.
"What are those machetes doing in your car?" asks the
cop.
"I juggle them in my act."
"Oh, yeah? says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do
it."
The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching
the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch.
"Wow, "says the passer-by. "I'm glad I quit drinking.
Look at the test they're giving now!
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A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip. Upon
arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visa application. The
border official look s over his shoulder, and sees the tourist trying
to write 'Twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'.
The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this
question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."
"Doesn't matter," the tourist answers.
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A bloke is sat at a bar when he sees this gorgeous woman waiting for
her date. He decides to go over and chat her up.
'I think you're wasting your time, I'm only interested in women' said
the woman.
'Oh come on, I bet I can change your mind' said the bloke. After ten
minutes of the bloke pestering her, she had had enough.
'OK' said the woman 'I'll sleep with you if you can do anything for
me that my vibrator can't!'
'OK, barman get this lady a drink' he said. 'let's see your vibrator do
that?'
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