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Getting In Trouble
22 comments | Posted by videophotog 18 months ago
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Sometimes its just too easy to get in trouble. What was the latest or funniest way you got in trouble especially with a spouse (or teacher or parent)?

Example:
Wife: Honey, what's on TV tonight?
Husband: Uhm, dust!

Sometimes I try to make a joke and wind up paying for it in the long run!

What is your story?

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View Profile for chevyracngirlchevyracngirl
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 03:27 AM
417 tokens, 22.6 hours wasted
boyfriend: You are the one I want to spend the rest of my life with.

me: Well, right now, so are you.


oooops!!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 11:29 AM
7,407 tokens, 2.66 weeks wasted
Trouble with the wife for signing a pm to a female with the word "I Love You, Too". I'm still in doghouse for this one.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for TexasRoseTexasRose
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 12:02 PM
57 tokens, 5.92 hours wasted
Room mate: Walking in on her and 2 guys. Now I know what a sock on the door knob means, but it was on the FRONT DOOR! They can't have the whole damn apartment! I got homework to do.


 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 01:44 PM
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Comment in reply to TexasRose's original comment



so is she still available?

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 01:46 PM
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i made a joke about Tina and Kelly pole dancing together.........i don't think i'd been smacked that many times at once before.

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View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 06:03 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

tina turner and Grace Kelly??????


those are the only ones I know of....

alas,but who am I???


oh yes,(that was my 5000 comment)

(This comment was modified on Apr 03, 2007 06:04 PM)

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 06:13 PM
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Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment



no...my friend's wife and a neighbor's wife. long story.....



and congratualtions on breaking 5000

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View Profile for killapenguinkillapenguin
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 01:59 PM
2,316 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted
Me: Woman, back in the kitchen and make me some cookies!

Tash: no response but a really hard slap to the face.

(she ended up making me cookies cause she loves me.)

" " - Harpo Marx

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 02:16 PM
22,042 tokens, 1.32 months wasted
this has not happened yet.

i cannot remember the date of our wedding anniversary ( i know the month is august but not the date) also i cant remember how many years it`s been.i have hunted high and low but cant find the wedding certificate.* gulps* so i have until august to remember or my nuts could be in jeopardy. (shvers just thinking about it.)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am confused again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for quEEnyquEEny
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 03:05 PM
8,167 tokens, 2.93 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

call the clerks office in the county u were married in . .they will tell u!!!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

 
View Profile for Chevy7xChevy7x
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 05:06 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

have a relly good gift ready and when she gets mad at you just say that you where pretending to have forgoten and then when you pull out the gift she will be happy

I am Sofa King, We Tod Did: Now say it fast but not to fast, looses meaning

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 09:01 AM
22,042 tokens, 1.32 months wasted
Comment in reply to Chevy7x's original comment

that is very good i will do that.

you women are more devious than us men.

she was not all that happy with the Saint Valentines gift which was a red ribbon tied round my todger.
so i think i might buy her something this time.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am confused again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for kiepaykiepay
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 06:34 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

My husband and I are both guilty of that. A couple years ago, we both thought our anniversary was on the 19th of May and it was on the 17th (i think). Anyway, a couple weeks later we had it tattooed on his arm.

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 09:00 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

that is very good i will do that.

you women are more devious than us men.

she was not all that happy with the Saint Valentines gift which was a red ribbon tied round my todger.
so i think i might buy her something this time.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am confused again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 03:03 PM
11,882 tokens, 2.25 months wasted
Um ... I don't know.

My landlord yelled at me ... once.
He doesn't do that anymore. lol

My mom screams at me, all the time. But, that's how she treats everyone. She's a screeching, red headed harpy.

Jahmel & I don't yell at eachother. As a matter of fact, we rarely even argue. We show eachother respect, regardless. It's nice.
We do get on eachother's nerves, from time to time. But, we don't let it escalate into a full on fight.

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 06:15 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

....screeching, red headed harpy.....


can you be more descriptive? I don't think I understand what you're trying to say.

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 12:23 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

tee hee textitty text


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Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 05:11 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted
My bf was trying to be funny and macho at the same time. He said "Grab my manhood in awe!" I grabbed his manhood and "awwwwwed."

He gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the night.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 07:08 PM
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Comment in reply to Arch's original comment



i think that hilarious

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 09:24 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

Me too !!!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 06:32 PM
19,254 tokens, 3.48 weeks wasted
i "wrestled" some kid in weight training today

we threw eachother into the machines

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for Chevy7xChevy7x
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 07:33 PM
1,075 tokens, 3.7 days wasted
passed out in a car and my brother thought i was trying to steal it

I am Sofa King, We Tod Did: Now say it fast but not to fast, looses meaning

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