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From: DEVO©
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for
2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that
did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a
call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the
house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl
and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation
but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your
daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house,
2
retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank
account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000
bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You fuck her again."
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