He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, Mark got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there
was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and looked at and bought the box into the house.
She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors.
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and why would you want to go 200, let alone in under 6 seconds
and women can barely drive at 20, why would they want 200
(This comment was modified on Mar 30, 2007 12:45 AM)
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