She sends him up to Mabel's room. He walks in and finds this "drop
dead" gorgeous woman. He tells her that although she is beautiful,
he's had many beautiful woman before and was looking for something
different. She takes her eye out and tells him to screw her there. He
does and finds it was terrific. He tells her he will be back again
next week.
She says, "Okay. I'll keep and eye out for you!"
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"Right now in Spain, it's the annual Running of the Bulls. Followed,
of course, by the Soiling of the Pants and then the Burying of the
Idiots."
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Did you hear Tonya Harding and Michael Jackson bought Aqueduct
Racetrack?
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She's going to do the handicapping and he's going to ride the three-
year-olds.
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A camel and an elephant were having a chat.
The elephant says to the camel "Why have you got your tits on your
back?" The camel replies "That's rich coming from someone who has
their dick on their face!"
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A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City
restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated
there are furiously masturbating.
She says, "What the hell do you guys think you're doing?"
One of the Japanese men says, "We are all berry hungry."
The waitress says, "So how is whacking off in this
restaurant going to help that situation?"
Another businessman replies, "Because menu say, first come first
served."
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