A man walks into the street
and manages to get a taxi just
now going by. He gets into the
taxi, and the cabbie says,
"Perfect Timing. You're just
like Frank."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. Now
there's a guy who did everything
right. -- Like my coming along
when you needed a cab. It would
have happened like that to Frank
every single time."
Passenger: "There are always
a few clouds over everyone's head."
Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a
terrific athlete. He could have
won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He
could golf with the pros. He sang
like an opera baritone and danced
like a Broadway Star and you
should have heard him play the
piano."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more"..."He
had a memory like a computer. He
could remember everybody's
birthday. He knew all about wine,
which foods to order and which
fork to eat them with. He could
fix anything. Not like me. I
change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."
Passenger: "WOW, some bloke
then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the
quickest way to go in traffic
and avoid traffic jams, not like
me, I always seem to get stuck
in them."
Passenger: "Mmm, there's
not many like him around."
Cabbie: "And he knew how to
treat a woman and make her feel
good and never answer her back
even if she was in the wrong;
and his clothing was always
immaculate, shoes highly
polished too."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow.
How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never
actually met Frank."
Passenger: "Then how do you
know so much about him?"
Cabbie: "I married his
#&@% widow."
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