The Farmer And The Nudes 8 comments | Posted by Bamber 35 months ago

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An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast

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bkvestal Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 09:03 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
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quEEny Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 09:19 AM 8,384 tokens, 2.96 weeks wasted

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alex657684 Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 12:28 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

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minodude Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 06:33 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

but why would he have a basket of fruit for a carnivor?

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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holycrap92 Posted on Mar 28, 2007 at 05:56 PM 194 tokens, 1.31 days wasted

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if the women are naked while swimming. upon hearing this will they "jump" out of the pond and run while screaming. and the old guy is a perv.

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love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

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minodude Posted on Mar 28, 2007 at 06:58 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

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but gators eat meat

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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videophotog Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 07:29 PM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

LOL that sounds like something Gatorbait would say!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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holycrap92 Posted on Apr 02, 2007 at 06:33 AM 194 tokens, 1.31 days wasted

there are NO gators

If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

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