Frying Eggs 5 comments | Posted by konifur 35 months ago

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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bkvestal Posted on Mar 22, 2007 at 08:59 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
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quEEny Posted on Mar 22, 2007 at 11:07 AM 8,384 tokens, 2.96 weeks wasted

. . i don't think ANYBODY really likes the way another person drives. . .

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minodude Posted on Mar 22, 2007 at 07:02 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

but alas, the man cant cook

and the woman cant drive

Just Kidding!!

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chevyracngirl Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 05:45 AM 417 tokens, 22.6 hours wasted

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

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ressurection666 Posted on Apr 30, 2007 at 07:16 AM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

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