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14 comments | Posted by bkvestal 35 months ago

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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

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killapenguin
Posted on Mar 20, 2007 at 07:19 PM
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So my sense of humor could cause my death? hmm I might have to continue putting off marriage.

" " - Harpo Marx

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 20, 2007 at 07:32 PM
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That would be a wise decision, my friend.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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killapenguin
Posted on Mar 20, 2007 at 07:33 PM
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It's a wise decision for other reasons too... she hates that I have motorcycles.

" " - Harpo Marx

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 20, 2007 at 07:35 PM
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Man that would be the ultimate deal breaker.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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killapenguin
Posted on Mar 20, 2007 at 07:37 PM
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Haha, I'm trying to see if I can get her to warm up to them.

" " - Harpo Marx

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 20, 2007 at 07:40 PM
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Good Luck, my Friend. :)

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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minodude
Posted on Mar 20, 2007 at 09:06 PM
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just remember

the bike was cheaper

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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killapenguin
Posted on Mar 20, 2007 at 09:08 PM
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But the girl is worth more than I could possibly spend on her.

" " - Harpo Marx

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Chevy7x
Posted on Mar 20, 2007 at 10:53 PM
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i hope you dont like the motorcycles

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killapenguin
Posted on Mar 20, 2007 at 10:57 PM
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Not as much as her of course. but it seems that she may be able to coexist peacefully with the bikes.

" " - Harpo Marx

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alex657684
Posted on Mar 20, 2007 at 09:04 PM
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Well if she wants something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds, she might want to wait until something comes available.

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minodude
Posted on Mar 20, 2007 at 09:14 PM
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but she'll just crash the car anyways

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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konifur
Posted on Mar 22, 2007 at 06:02 AM
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i stood on a "speak your weight scales" and it said," one at a time please."

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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