Stupid: In A Politically Correct Way 9 comments | Posted by WileyWeasel 35 months ago

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Politically correct ways to say someone is stupid:

1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
4. A few beers short of a six-pack.
5. Dumber than a box of hair.
6. A few peas short of a casserole.
7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
8. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
9. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
10. One taco short of a combination plate.
11. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
12. All foam, no beer.
13. The cheese slid off his cracker.
14. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
15. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
18. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
20. As smart as bait.
21. Chimney's clogged.
22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
25. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
26. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
29. If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
31. No grain in the silo.
32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
33. Receiver is off the hook.
34. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
35. Skylight leaks a little.
36. Slinky's kinked.
37. Surfing in Nebraska.
38. Too much yardage between the goal posts.

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minodude Posted on Mar 14, 2007 at 07:53 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

i think you are a few beats short of a techno song

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Gatorbait Posted on Mar 14, 2007 at 08:27 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
A couple beers short of a case
His well of knowledge ran dry

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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alex657684 Posted on Mar 14, 2007 at 09:23 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

or just tell the dumbass he's fuckin' stupid

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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likeaneagle Posted on Mar 15, 2007 at 09:04 PM 14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

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swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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videophotog Posted on Mar 14, 2007 at 10:06 PM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

Wow, I've already heard many of these in conversations, and I'm no rocket surgeon!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Sarah Posted on Mar 15, 2007 at 05:03 AM 11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Stop being a pussy.
Tell the motherfucker you think he's a retard.
Period. The end.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Token Posted on Mar 15, 2007 at 07:06 AM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

The lights are on, but no one's home
Not the brightest crayon in the box
only has one oar in the water

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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Bamber Posted on Mar 15, 2007 at 07:31 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Bungalow.



(There's nothing upstairs)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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Chevy7x Posted on Mar 15, 2007 at 05:49 PM 1,075 tokens, 3.7 days wasted

ive got a t-shirt that says surf nebraska

I am Sofa King, We Tod Did: Now say it fast but not to fast, looses meaning

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