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Guts And Balls
8 comments | Posted by likeaneagle 35 months ago

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We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the Balls to say:
"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death.

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 11:12 AM
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Right On!!!

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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alex657684
Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:06 PM
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"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

ROFLOL

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minodude
Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 06:49 PM
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Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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videophotog
Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 05:16 PM
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Really good one Lynn!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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minodude
Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 06:49 PM
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guts is the family version of balls

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 10:26 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

So, your family has no balls??????

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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