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16 comments | Posted by bkvestal 36 months ago
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Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey. See if you can guess the riddle at the end.


Paul Harvey Writes:

We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better.

I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.


I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated.

I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car.

And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen.

It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep.

I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.

I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him.


When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag along, I hope you'll let him/her.

I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live in a town where you can do it safely.


On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with someone as uncool as your Mom.


If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one instead of buying one.

I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books.


When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract in your head.

I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a boy\girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory soap tastes like..


May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.

I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like it. And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your friend.

I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your Uncle.


May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.

I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your neighbor's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Hannukah/Christmas time when you give her a plaster mold of your hand.

These things I wish for you - tough times and disappointment, hard work and happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate life.

Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss I'm here for you. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.


Paul Harvey RIDDLE:


When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University


What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?


I don't know the answer can someone tell me.

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 05:22 PM
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In the last 4300 emails with this in it, the answer is, there is no answer.

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 05:30 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

There actually is an answer and you are very close.

I now know what the answer is.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 07:08 PM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

the answer is nothing

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 05:43 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

you're thinknig of another one. the answer to this is nothing

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 05:49 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

That is the answer I was Waiting for.


NOTHING
Nothing is greater than God.
Nothing is more evil than the devil.
The poor have nothing. The rich need nothing.
If you eat nothing, you'll die.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 06:55 PM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

wow!!that is so deep!!!!

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View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 05:27 PM
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Now that is the way to grow up.

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View Profile for turdmanturdman
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 05:32 PM
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well depends it could be a life cuz i mean the rich ppl work so often to get $$ they have none poor people dont work as hard and n joi life and hell if u eat sum1 i think u will die lol and plus life is a bigger mystery then religion so it can be greater then god and life is evil because of sickness and other problems so i think i got it :) yay

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 11:55 PM
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Comment in reply to turdman's original comment

You're young, aren't you ?!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for turdmanturdman
Posted on Mar 10, 2007 at 03:05 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

lol yea come on i was only gone for a couple months did every1 forget me ? lmao

a person: girls are more useful for things then just cooking u know

me: CLEANING!!!!

 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 05:32 PM
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I like Paul Harvey, he is Americana for sure. I wonder how many here know who he is, you have to listen to talk radio to really find him on.

Here are some links if anyone cares to learn more:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Harvey
http://www.radiohof.org/news/paulharvey.html

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 05:55 PM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

Yeah I like Paul Harvey.

I also like Earl Pitts. I think he's hilarious.

http://www.earlpitts.us/content/earlBio.php

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 05:41 PM
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Paul Harvey is Garrison Keelers illegitimate son...heh but he could be if you listen to em


 
View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 05:46 PM
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Paul Harvey certainly didn't write the essay. The true author of this piece is Lee Pitts, and the nostalgic essay was published in his 1995 book People Who Live At The End of Dirt Roads ******

http://www.snopes.com/glurge/wishfor.htm

sigh


 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 05:52 PM
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Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

You very correct Paul Harvey just read this essay over the air.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Mar 06, 2007 at 04:56 AM
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I have not heard Paul Harvey in quite awhile. It was always entertaining. Good Day.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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