A Man's Stupidity When Drunk 5 comments | Posted by sweatysock 36 months ago

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Betty was driving home from a party on a twisting country road, doing a steady 40mph.
Her Husband, Jack, was slumped in the passenger seat- he was little worse for wear, as usual.
He'd been quiet for some miles.
Jack suddenly sat up, looked across at his wife and said: "Betty, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."
Betty made no reply.
She just kept on looking at the road ahead...and increased her speed to 45mph.
Jack spoke again "don't try and talk me out of it," he said,
"because I've been having an affair with your best friend- and she's a better lover than you are."
Again Betty stayed quiet but she gripped the steering wheel more tightly....and slowly increased the speed to 55mph.
Jack pushed luck.
"I want the house," he said insistently.
Up to 60mph.
"I want the car, too," Jack continued.
65mph.
"And," he said, "I want the kids to come and live with me and Sadie."
Now the car slowly started veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This made jack nervous, so he asked her :" Isn't there anything you want?."
Betty as last replied in a quiet and perfectly controlled voice.
" No Ive got everything I need,"
she said
"Oh, really," Jack Snorted. " So what have you got?"
Just before they slammed into the wall at seventy mph, Betty turned to him and smiled,
"The airbag"

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bkvestal Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 11:35 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

He should've wait until they got home to drop the bomb

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minodude Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 07:19 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

but an airbag wont save you from 70 to 0 in .1 seconds

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alex657684 Posted on Mar 06, 2007 at 06:49 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

for some reason this seems to be as stupid as the one with he roles reversed

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videophotog Posted on Mar 07, 2007 at 02:02 AM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

He knew he should have gotten the newer car with airbags all around!

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ressurection666 Posted on Apr 30, 2007 at 08:43 AM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

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