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What would you do?
A man, returning home a day early from a business
trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after
midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the
cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his
wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her
in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby
tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the
lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife
in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The
wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very
generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He
paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for
our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Green
Bay Packer Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake.
He paid for our country club membership, and he even
pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly
lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would
you do?"
The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that
blanket before he catches a cold."
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