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A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."

The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'."

Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two
months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green
twice a week for the last two months."

This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?"

"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.

"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's.

The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, Is that Fannie Green?"

The altar boy replies, ...



"No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes".

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noahsaly Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 12:58 PM 178 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

hahahah
why would the priest care? wouldnt he be eyeing the altar boys?
hahahahaha

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minodude Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 06:14 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

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thats why he asked the alter boy

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alex657684 Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 01:14 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

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Naruto Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 06:57 PM 1,731 tokens, 5.32 days wasted

um...its better with Nookie Green, no offence

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Lord-Bates Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 08:34 PM 3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

Fannie Green sounds fine

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ostenberg Posted on Feb 28, 2007 at 01:01 AM 173 tokens, 13.32 hours wasted

Why yes Father, it is green. She's been well recycled.

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Sarah Posted on Feb 28, 2007 at 03:20 AM 11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

A green fanny ?!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Bamber Posted on Feb 28, 2007 at 07:18 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Another Brit joke. More confusion over the term 'fanny'. In England 'fanny' is vulgar slang for female genitals.

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likeaneagle Posted on Feb 28, 2007 at 07:34 AM 14,688 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

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in aussie we call it a fanny as well

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videophotog Posted on Mar 01, 2007 at 11:16 PM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

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You might remember the actress Fanny Flagg, how was she looked at when she was popular?

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Bamber Posted on Mar 02, 2007 at 03:56 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

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She actually changed her name to Fannie Flagg from Patricia Neal.

Here in the UK in the late '50s, early '60s there was a TV chef called Fanny Cradock. Her show went out on a Saturday immediately before the afternoon sports program. One week she was demonstrating how to make ring donuts and the sports presenter said "Well, that was interesting. If you try it I hope all your donuts turn out like Fanny's"

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videophotog Posted on Mar 02, 2007 at 03:59 AM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

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I knew that would bring back memories!

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People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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ressurection666 Posted on Apr 30, 2007 at 09:05 AM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

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