This Is The Fairy Tale That We Should Have Been Reading As Little Girls!

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This Is The Fairy Tale That We Should Have Been Reading As Little Girls!
8 comments | Posted by hunnybunny 40 months ago

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Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
meadow near her castle.

A frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was
once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper,
young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up
housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can satisfy my
needs, prepare and serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog
legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and
thought to herself:

I DON'T F***ING THINK SO!!!!!

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Bamber
Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 08:37 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Q: Waiter, do you have frogs legs?

A: No, I always walk like this.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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hunnybunny
Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 08:42 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

lmao teehee small things always amuse

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

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minodude
Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 06:15 PM
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Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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ostenberg
Posted on Feb 28, 2007 at 01:08 AM
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Ouch. The prince got what he wanted. She was eating between his naked loins.

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Sarah
Posted on Feb 28, 2007 at 03:24 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

DAMN RIGHT !!!!!

I don't mind doing things for Jahmel. I just expect some appreciation, in return.
Once I'm thanklessly expected to do certain things ... I won't do them anymore.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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