Stupid Husband 7 comments | Posted by baby_boy 36 months ago

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Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes.

Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course.

Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; torrential downpour.

There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?"

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bkvestal Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 11:36 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

ooooo, BUSTED!!!

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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minodude Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 06:17 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

so she was dreaming about a hot guy

who doesnt?

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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Lord-Bates Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 08:19 PM 3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

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guys dont well stright guys dont...

(This comment was modified on Feb 27, 2007 08:20 PM)

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minodude Posted on Feb 27, 2007 at 08:22 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

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i know

i meant that as one of those im-joking-about-being-gay -because-i-know-i-am-stra ight jokes

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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videophotog Posted on Mar 01, 2007 at 11:24 PM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

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You do? I hope not!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Sarah Posted on Feb 28, 2007 at 03:29 AM 11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Caught out there !!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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videophotog Posted on Mar 01, 2007 at 11:24 PM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

There's going to be a three someone soon!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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