One day, a rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the
laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away
from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little
feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.
"Wow, this is great!" he thought. It wasn't long before he came
to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful
sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the
lush grass.
Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just
escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"
"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to
them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good.
"What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.
"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got
carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."
This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the
most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them
again, "What else do you do?"
"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat
them as well."
The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later
completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do? " he asked.
One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke
softly.
"There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits
there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field.
"They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it."
Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning screwing his
little heart out until, completely knackered, he staggered back
over to the guys. "That was fantastic," he panted.
"So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked.
"I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't."
The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We
thought you liked it here."
"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the
laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."
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