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Carnation Milk Competition
12 comments | Posted by konifur 36 months ago
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A little old lady from Newfoundland had worked in and around her family farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with--"Carnation Milk is best of all...."

She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I can do this!

She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house.. a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000,-- even though we will not be able to use it.


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Posted on Feb 13, 2007 at 06:47 PM
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shes a farmer

what did you expect

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Posted on Feb 13, 2007 at 06:47 PM
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i've actually had to milk cows

it sucks

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Posted on Feb 15, 2007 at 02:42 PM
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By hand or with the machine? Did you get covered in cow crap, or kicked?

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Posted on Feb 15, 2007 at 05:01 PM
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i did a little by hand

the cow was trained

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Posted on Feb 15, 2007 at 12:45 PM
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They should have put it on the label.

Heck put in on now.

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