An Elderly Lady's Portrait 3 comments | Posted by bkvestal 37 months ago

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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a Rolex watch."

"But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist said.

"I know," she replied. "But if I should die before my husband, I'm sure he'll remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry!"

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minodude Posted on Feb 08, 2007 at 06:15 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

or you can just take a picture and photoshop them in

Just Kidding!!

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konifur Posted on Feb 09, 2007 at 06:09 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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ah, but not on an oil painting.

(This comment was modified on Feb 09, 2007 06:10 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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Naruto Posted on Feb 09, 2007 at 11:44 AM 1,731 tokens, 5.32 days wasted

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haven't you herd of oilshop?

try your best fool, I'll send it back 1,000 fold!!
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