A woman was talkingto her surgeon in the recovery room in the hospital. She said: " During the operation , it felt as if I had left my body and was talking to God.'
" Thats unusual,'said the surgeon.
"what did God say?"
"he told me not to worry, the operation was a success,and I had another 47years to live," the woman replied.
Before she left the hospital, the woman had a face lift, dyed and changed her hair style, and lost 2 stone in weight.
Unfortunately, on the way home she was knocked down by a bus and killed.
On meeting God, she said: 2 I thought I had another47 years to Live?".
"Sorry about that," Replied God. " I did'nt recognise you."
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