Aman and his wife are awakened at 3 oclock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.....
The man gets up and goes to the door where a druken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
2 Not a chance ,2 says the husband, "it's 3 oclock in the morning." Ge slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked the wife.
"just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
No. I did not. Its 3 oclock in the morning and it's pouring rain outside!!."
His wife said, Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes back out into the pouring rain. He calls out in the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"
"yes," comes back the answer
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes Please!", comes the the reply from the darkness.
"Where are you ?" asks the husband.
"over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.
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