Olaf And Svwen 5 comments | Posted by ramrock 37 months ago

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Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a
>>>>> > cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied.
>>>>> > Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter
>>>>> > 10 inches long.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge
>>>>> > Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie."
>>>>> > "You haff a Genie??" Sven asked.
>>>>> > "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf.
>>>>> > "Could I see him?"
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a
>>>>> > good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "Yes, I will," says the Genie.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks. The
>>>>> > Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven
>>>>> > sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a
>>>>> > million ducks flying overhead. Over the roar of the
>>>>> > million ducks Sven yells at Olaf, "Yumpin' Yimminy!!
>>>>> > I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie
>>>>> > is hart of hearing.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?!"

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minodude Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 08:05 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

10?

so tiny

Just Kidding!!

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bkvestal Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 08:20 PM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

Right on.

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Ando Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 08:40 PM 643 tokens, 1.95 weeks wasted

Pretty much the same joke as the "12 inch tall pianist". I like the original better.

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Lord-Bates Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 09:38 PM 3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

nice joke

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ressurection666 Posted on May 01, 2007 at 02:45 AM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

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