Installing Husband 1.0

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Installing Husband 1.0
8 comments | Posted by bkvestal 37 months ago

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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and almost
immediately noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance -
particularly in the Flower and Jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, MLB 3.0, NBA 4.0, NASCAR 4.2 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http//www.I-Thought-You-Loved-Me.com" and
try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0
update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is
a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an
unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Signed,
Support Tech

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 05:32 PM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

The link in the Joke actually works but was definitely unintentional. Crazy coincidence.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
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SoR_AWC
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 05:57 PM
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a spam sales website is not the correct definition of " works "

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 06:17 PM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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well you know what I mean.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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YourHigh
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 06:36 PM
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Lol xD

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minodude
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 08:02 PM
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how come the women get the tech support who speak english

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