The Elderly American Gentleman

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The Elderly American Gentleman
5 comments | Posted by konifur 37 months ago

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The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
"You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer
Asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to
France previously.

"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for
Inspection."
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports
On arrival in France !"
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
Quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach in '44
I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

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quEEny
Posted on Jan 26, 2007 at 12:38 PM
8,384 tokens, 2.96 weeks wasted

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

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Sarah
Posted on Jan 26, 2007 at 05:07 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

BURN !!!!!

My sister went to Paris, last summer.
She said everyone smelled of BO.

As my grandmother says, "The French act so superior & no one can figure out why."

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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konifur
Posted on Jan 27, 2007 at 04:37 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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i hate the french as well .i went there once and they went out the way to make me feel unwelcome.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Sarah
Posted on Jan 27, 2007 at 02:26 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

DAMN FROGS !!!

lol