Classical Sayings P2

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Classical Sayings P2
6 comments | Posted by sweatysock 37 months ago

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# Sometimes I wake grumpy; sometimes I let her sleep

# I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

# God must love stupid people he so many of them

# I said "no" to drugs, but they would'nt listen

# The gene pool could use a little chlorine

# Change is inevitable,except from a vending machine

# It is as bad as you think, they are out to get you

# Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips

# I took an IQ test and the results were negitive

# It's lonely at the top, but you eat better

# Give me ambiguity or give me something else

# I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself

# Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling to good myself

# We are born naked, wet, and hungry. then things get worse

# A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste
# Always remember you're unique just like everyone else

# The lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math

# Very funny scottie: now beam down my clothes

# Consciousness: that annoying time between naps

# Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home

# There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't

# Ever stop to think, and forget to start again

# Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie!'..till you can find a rock

# Sex on telvision can't hurt unless you fall off

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minodude
Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 09:08 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

make another bumper sticker with all of these on it!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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killapenguin
Posted on Jan 24, 2007 at 12:01 AM
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Why don't you submit these as jokes?

" " - Harpo Marx

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Sarah
Posted on Jan 24, 2007 at 02:09 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

All of these blogs should be in the joke section.

Blogs are for interactive games or just having something to say to the site, as a whole.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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OrangeJuice
Posted on Jan 24, 2007 at 11:11 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Im with you.

Sweatysock, you're flooding the blogs section with posts which should be on jokes or links.

Also, I thought there's a limit for blogs per-day.

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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konifur
Posted on Jan 24, 2007 at 03:35 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

# Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips

i have already told you i have a cold sore.

sarah is right....joke section for this type of posts.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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