# the sex was so good the neighbours had cigarette.
# I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy ever minute of it.
# if ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
# jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
# some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
# I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
# Don't take to seriously, you won't get out alive
# WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship
# You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
# BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore
# I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made
# So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute
# Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
# earth is the insane asylum for the universe
# To all you virgins thanks for nothing
# Earth first... we can mine other planets later
# How can I be overdrawn I still have cheques!
# Jesus loves you ...everyone else thinks your an asshole
# I'm just driving this way to piss you off
# Jesus paid for our sins now get your money's worth
# Out of my mind. back in five minutes
# Keep tooting your horn I'm reloading
# As long as there's tests, there will be prayers in public schools
# Snatch a kiss or vice versa
# I don't have to be dead to donate my organ
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that how i got my cold sore.....shut up it`s a cold sore ,right.
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