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Recipe for banana bread

Ingredients
2 LAUGHING EYES
2 LOVING ARMS
2 WELL SHAPED LEGS
2 FIRM MILK CONTAINERS
1 FUR LINED MIXING BOWL
1 LARGE BANANA.

Mixing instructions

1) look into laughing eyes
2) spread well shaped legs slowly
3)Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until the fur lined mixing bowl is well greased.
4)Check frequently with the hands.
5) add the banana and gently work back and forward until the bowl contents are well creamed.
6) Cover with nuts and sigh

bread is done when banana becomes soft, be sure to wash mixing utencils and don't lick the bowl.

NOTE: if bread starts to rise, leave town

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minodude Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 06:57 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

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bkvestal Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 10:07 PM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

Lick the bowl before adding the banana.

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Sarah Posted on Jan 24, 2007 at 02:06 AM 11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

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That's what I'm talking about !!!

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SoR_AWC Posted on Jan 24, 2007 at 10:08 AM 7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

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