As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors.He had pictures of tractors all over his walls;he had tractor toys, tractor t-shirts, a tractor carpet, and a duvet cover, the whole works. He ate drank & slept tractors.
On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a tractor factory nearby and tes-tdrive a brand new tractor.
His excitement was incredible as he told family and friends.
The great day came and he went to the factory for the test-drive. Unfortunately something went terribly wrong with the tractor when joe was driving it and it flipped over, trapping Joes leg and fracturing his skull.
He was very upset and tried to sue the tractor company for negligence.
But the tractor company would hav enone of it and told him there was no liability and he could get lost.
You can imagine he was rather p****d off with their actions after this he vowed to shed them from his life completely and forever. All the pposters came down the toys were given away - tractors were gone.
Many years later, Joe went into a bar for a drink, and inside, the cigarette and cigar smoke was terrible but thriugh it he saw a beautiful girl seated at the end of the bar on her own. tears streaming down her face
Joe asked her what was wrong and she said that the smoke was making her eyes sting and stream with tears, Joe looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the smoke. he then walked outside into the carpark and blew all the smoke out again.
He the went back into the bar where the air was now clear and sweet and sits down next to the girl.
"That was amazing!" she said, " how did you do that?"
"no problem", said Joe "I'm an extractor fan"
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