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13 comments | Posted by Sarah 41 months ago
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1) Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: "I can't really remember the names of all the clubs that we went to."
2) Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."
3) New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season..."I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
4) "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann 1996
5) "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
- Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
6) "You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
7) "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
8) Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for four years, not Princeton."
9) Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of championships: "I've won at every level, except college and pro."
10) Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
11) 1992 - Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record: "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
12) 1982 - Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
13) 1981 - Tommy Lasorda, Dodger manager, when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming contract negotiations: "He wants Texas back."
14) 1991 - Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books: "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet."
15) 1986 - Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G.M., when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs: "I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating."
16) 1991 - Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.' "

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Posted on Jan 22, 2007 at 06:21 PM
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they dont need to be smart, just good at playing sports

Just Kidding!!

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Posted on Jan 22, 2007 at 10:25 PM
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Really good role models!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
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Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 07:38 AM
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lol @ no 11

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Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 10:22 AM
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5) "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
- Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
*****

thats not a celebrity... thats a jock, and a " do you want fries with that?" candidate


 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 11:27 AM
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sorry Sarah i cant vote on these sports posts as i don't do any type of sport and know nothing about them.
unless they start the five fingered jive as an Olympic event.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 11:32 AM
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Take note: No quotes from NASCAR driver's, how strange is that.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 11:34 AM
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OK one for you " Just Keep turning Left " All the still living NASCAR drivers


 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 11:38 AM
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I actually live for the Road courses. Left and right turns.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 11:40 AM
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I used to like them Eagles... reminded me of speed racer.


 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 11:42 AM
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Eagles????

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 11:59 AM
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http://www.race-cars.com/carsales/other/105311 4030/1053114030pp.htm

i think.. but i seem to remember a big square air scoop that flared over the drivers head...maybe im mixing it up with a cogsworth power plant.


 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 12:10 PM
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I'm not too familiar with the Champ Car series.


What I really like about NASCAR is the wrecks.


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