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11 comments | Posted by sweatysock 41 months ago

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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag line:
sainsbury condoms: making life taste better
tesco condoms: every little helps
nike condoms: just do it
puegeot condoms: the ride of your life
galaxy condoms: why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC: finger licking good
minstels condoms: melt in your mouth not your hand
safeway condoms: lightening the load
abbey national condoms: because life is complicated enough
coca cola condoms:the real thing
duracell condoms: keep going and going
pringles condoms: onces you've popped you can't stop
burger king condoms: home of the whopper
FCUK condoms: no comment required
muller light condoms: so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Halfords condoms: we go that extra mile
goodyear condoms: for a longer ride go wide
royal mail condoms: I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms: soft strong and very very long
renault condoms: size really does matter!
ronseal condoms:does what it says on the tin
ronseal quick drying condoms: it's dry and waterproof in 30 mins
domestos condoms: gets under the rim!!!
heinekin condoms: reaches parts no other condoms cannot reach
carlsberg condoms: probably the best condom in the world
AA condoms: for the fourth emergency service
pepperami condoms: it's a bit of an animal
polo condoms: the condom with the hole !!!

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Explodnation
Posted on Jan 21, 2007 at 12:24 PM
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wow, someone knows their marketing slogans

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 21, 2007 at 12:38 PM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

How about...

GREYHOUND condoms...Leave the driving to us.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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sweatysock
Posted on Jan 21, 2007 at 02:27 PM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

nice one i think everyone who reads this should of one and add it : gilette condoms the best a man can get

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minodude
Posted on Jan 21, 2007 at 06:49 PM
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Comment in reply to sweatysock's original comment

why not put that in the joke

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 21, 2007 at 08:04 PM
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Comment in reply to sweatysock's original comment

I was actually thinking that this morning when I wrote my original comment but I felt it better if someone else suggested it.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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sweatysock
Posted on Jan 21, 2007 at 07:20 PM
625 tokens, 2.72 days wasted

put what in a joke

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 21, 2007 at 08:06 PM
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Comment in reply to sweatysock's original comment

I think mino was thinking telling people to add to it as they comment as I did. Maybe?

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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sweatysock
Posted on Jan 21, 2007 at 08:57 PM
625 tokens, 2.72 days wasted

that works for me; found another Nokia condoms: connecting people

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alex657684
Posted on Jan 22, 2007 at 01:20 AM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Maxwell House Condoms: Good to the Last Drop

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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konifur
Posted on Jan 22, 2007 at 04:07 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

konifur`s condoms...duh, forgive me i am confused again.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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