Sitting Next To Clinton 5 comments | Posted by joe 37 months ago

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Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink
orders.


The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placed
before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like
drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by
a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"


The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."

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bkvestal Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 12:16 PM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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alex657684 Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 01:06 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Sarah Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 01:20 PM 11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Well, his wife's a lesbian.
He's got to get his kicks from somewhere.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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minodude Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 07:06 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

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not a lez

just ugly

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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minodude Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 07:07 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

but i thought it was ok for "you people" to drink...

what about the blood of christ

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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