Monica Finds A Genie 3 comments | Posted by joe 38 months ago

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One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate
trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on
shore. Curious, she picked it up, brushed off the sand, and lo and behold
a genie popped out.
"Greetings, Miss Lewinsky," the genie said. "Since you have released me,
I will grant you one wish."
"Well," Monica replied, "I'm going to be on television alot for a while,
and I want to look my best. I wish you would get rid of these love
handles."
"Your wish is my command," said the genie. A wave of his hands, a puff of
smoke...
And her ears promptly fell off.

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minodude Posted on Dec 31, 2006 at 06:30 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

i thought it was the pig tails

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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videophotog Posted on Dec 31, 2006 at 10:48 PM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

LOL but I would have wished for more.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Shauned71 Posted on Jan 01, 2007 at 12:18 AM 204 tokens, 5.52 days wasted

im sure she could of wished for better

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