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20 comments | Posted by konifur 39 months ago
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It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
Your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three Candidates. Who would you vote for?


Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
With astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also
Chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
Noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
Whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
Doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never Cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?
Decide first... No peeking, then scroll down for the Response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.




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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 10:29 AM
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well, i wouldn't have voted for any of them - they're all dead

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 10:47 AM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

You scrolled down and peeked before you made your decision.....thats cheating

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 11:04 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

actually, the answers weren't far enough down for me to scroll......

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 11:56 AM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

oh bugger.i have messed it up.well its a load of bullshit anyway,so i will just do this to myself.....

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 12:51 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

don't be too hard on yourself

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View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 10:46 AM
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Hitler didnt have a wife, he got married few hours before he commited sucide. So who will he cheat?

Besides, those are not the criterias by which I'll vote to someone.

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for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 11:07 AM
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Comment in reply to OrangeJuice's original comment

he cheated on his mistress

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for killapenguinkillapenguin
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 02:55 PM
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I think B was a good choice, I always make my best decisions after a quart of whiskey too.

" " - Harpo Marx

 
View Profile for ressurection666ressurection666
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 05:15 PM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

most great leaders make their best decisions while drunk

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View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 06:14 PM
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I would have voted for Winston Churchill. Vegetarians scare me.

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 06:42 PM
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hitler was also a drug addict, and it lost him the war

on D-day, when the allies invaded, hitler was in a drug-induced sleep, and none of his generals wanted to wake him up, or make dicisions for him, so the germans on the front lines never recieved any reinforcements

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 09:26 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Hitler only had one testicle, Eisenhower had big balls!

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People will forget what you did.
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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 11:33 PM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

Hitler's grand- or great-grandmother was a Jew.
He has overly medicated because the syphillis had already started to eat his brain......

And I've always found it funny that the "master race" is blonde haired, blue eyed, yet he had black hair and brown eyes

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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 11:35 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

And still one ball!

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People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 11:40 PM
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You have a fixation on that one ball thing don't you?

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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 11:50 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

As I said military leaders should have big balls, we should have known!

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People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for chiefschiefs
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 11:47 PM
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loan ranger

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case...coincidence?

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 16, 2006 at 07:20 AM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

hitler has only got one ball
the other is in the albert hall
his mother the dirty bugger cut it off when he was only four.


the brits sung this during the war.

BUT sorry to say that there is no truth in that fact that he had only one knacker.the brits made it up by singing the little song.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for ExplodnationExplodnation
Posted on Dec 15, 2006 at 10:01 PM
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Hmmmm hitler you are whey wacko like jacko

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 16, 2006 at 07:19 AM
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hitler has only got one ball
the other is in the albert hall
his mother the dirty bugger cut it off when he was only four.


the brits sung this during the war.

BUT sorry to say that there is no truth in that fact that he had only one knacker.the brits made it up by singing the little song.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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