Headstone 2 comments | Posted by konifur 39 months ago

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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife-Cold As Ever'."


"Yeah," she replies, "when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

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minodude Posted on Dec 08, 2006 at 04:58 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

but riger mortis wears off after they clean out the body

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ressurection666 Posted on Dec 09, 2006 at 01:54 PM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

i like it lmfao

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