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8 comments | Posted by quEEny 39 months ago

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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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Lord-Bates
Posted on Dec 04, 2006 at 09:14 PM
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OLD!BUT FUNNY

~~~CODY~~~
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world" Crystal

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quEEny
Posted on Dec 04, 2006 at 09:44 PM
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. . . just like me!!!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

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capttomguam
Posted on Dec 06, 2006 at 04:08 AM
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Darlin; You sure ain't old.......funny though!!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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minodude
Posted on Dec 04, 2006 at 09:46 PM
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if the man was stupid enough not to drive her to the hospital, the doctor should had known...

Just Kidding!!

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konifur
Posted on Dec 05, 2006 at 07:55 AM
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she should of had the sodding kid in the kitchen.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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videophotog
Posted on Dec 04, 2006 at 10:32 PM
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Who wrote this, Henny Youngman?

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Dec 05, 2006 at 01:03 PM
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Results 1 - 50 of about 556 for A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant

If it was Henny Youngman there would be a lot more entries.

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fastfoward
Posted on Dec 05, 2006 at 01:00 PM
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She would proberly be better off if it were the first child.They don't passout as easly as husbands do.

Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.

The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something.

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