Anna had lost her loving husband 4 yrs gone. Her daughter was urging her to get back into the world and meet someone new before she got too old.
Anna's reply that she still loved her dead husband and felt that it would be not right with another man.
Anna's excuse was she'd like to go out, but didn't know anyone.
Next day her daughter phoned, MOM, I have someone for you to meet.
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to each another and a friendly courtship began.
After dating for a couple of weeks, he felt bold and asked her to join him for a weekend in Rhyl.
Their first night there was dinner out and a few drinks, When they got to the hotel room she shyly undressed in the bathroom and came out. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties, he was in his birthday suit ready and willing, looking her over.
He asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning for my lost departed husband.
He knew he was not getting lucky that night
The following night was the same she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked: "What's the black condom for?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences
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