You Know You Are Living In 2006 When... 18 comments | Posted by kiepay 39 months ago

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...



1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.



2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.



3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.



4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.



5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.



6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.



7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.



8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.



10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.



11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )



12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.



13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.



14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.



15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

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SoR_AWC Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 02:54 PM 7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

http://www.ugoto.com/jokes/47046.html

Well maybe this repost will get more comments.

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Katt Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 03:22 PM 13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.


I think I'm the only person left who doesn't own a cellphone!

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Sarah Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 06:34 PM 11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

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Nope. I don't have one either.
And, I don't want one.
If I'm not home, that means I'm busy.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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blooba08 Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 07:48 PM 145 tokens, 2.12 days wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

i own one, i just havnt turned it on in a month.

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videophotog Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 09:52 PM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

You gotta have Joe get one for you. My cell has internet access so I can log in to Ugoto anywhere I go! Like we aren't on here enough LOL!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Explodnation Posted on Nov 17, 2006 at 03:09 PM 1,697 tokens, 6.58 days wasted

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steven King does not have a cellphone

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

www.myspace.com/107359719

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Bamber Posted on Nov 20, 2006 at 08:12 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

I'm in the same club. "If you want to get in touch with me, search all the pubs in town."

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur Posted on Nov 24, 2006 at 07:21 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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how do you get through the day....i know, you have bought a mobile phone instead

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Monkey Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 03:40 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

I will sit next to my sister in the living room and IM her rather than talk to her. Its just easier that way some days.

I have turned around to get my cell phone, being I have no house phone. Since almost everyone except Katt has a cell phone, pay phones are almost nonexistant.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Monkey Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 03:41 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

One I forgot.

I know I'm living in 2006 when my calander says November 16, 2006

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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minodude Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 06:52 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

i made that comment the first time!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Monkey Posted on Nov 17, 2006 at 10:53 AM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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I had no idea.

Thats a genuine reposted reposted comment.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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konifur Posted on Nov 24, 2006 at 07:23 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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has your calander got a woman with big tits on it.

(This comment was modified on Nov 24, 2006 07:40 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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minodude Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 06:53 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

when you get REPOSTS

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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kiepay Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 07:57 PM 1,770 tokens, 1.71 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Sorry, geez people. I've not seen this one before.

I didn't think to look under the joke section.

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

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Gatorbait Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 08:04 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

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I'll forgive you! Reposts are a touchy subject around here lately

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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Wortel Posted on Nov 17, 2006 at 02:14 AM 1,023 tokens, 1.13 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to kiepay's original comment

also haven't seen it before and enjoyed it, thanx!

IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY TILL SOMEONE GETS HURT...
THEN IT'S FREEKEN HILARIOUS!

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konifur Posted on Nov 24, 2006 at 07:43 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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dont you worry about that,if you have a joke just post it.have you notice the people who complain about reposts are people who hardly never post anything anyway.

(This comment was modified on Nov 24, 2006 07:46 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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