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I Hate Rap.
17 comments | Posted by blooba08 40 months ago
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Rap, By Definition, Is Bullshit


I'm not really huge into music or anything, I have things I like and things that I don't. But rap is the only type of music I can say that I HATE. This isn't unfounded either. Sure, I hate it just based on my own tastes, but I have more reasons than just that. Rap isn't even music. According to Dictionary.com "Music" is:

mu·sic
n.

- The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm, and timbre.

- An aesthetically pleasing or harmonious sound or combination of sounds

I don't find anything about rap "aesthetically pleasing" or "harmonious". I did, however, find a much, much more fitting definition:

bull·shit - (Vulgar Slang)
n.
- Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language.
- Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere.
- Insolent talk or behavior.
- Something considered of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.


Does that fit the genre of rap like a glove or what?? Rap is a huge joke. All these people with their pants down past their ass and their backwards baseball hats (backwards baseball hats? what is this? the early 90's?) are a huge joke. Personally, I believe that rap 'music' has been created to appeal to the average pseudo-rebel's need for mainstream support to their rebellion against the mainstream. Yes, you read that right. I think it's ridiculous and I can't wait for rap to go the way of disco. Where I live it's not very uncommon to hear someone talk about 'busting a cap in someone's ass'. Maybe that kind of language is acceptable in other parts of this country... but not where I live. I live in this nice town where nobody is "living on the streets", nobody is getting shot in alleys, nobody is doing anything talked about in these stupid rap "songs", nothing anybody who lives here can relate to. There's maybe three black people in the entire city too, so why are they walking around singing songs to themselves calling themselves and other extremely white people around them "niggers"? I'll tell you why that sort of bullshit is popular. It's popular because MTV says so. If MTV says something or does something about 95% of it's viewers are going to follow like lemmings. Viacom can dictate the future of just about every one of MTV's watchers because Viacom owns MTV owns your mind. And if MTV says something it becomes popular fact. MTV manufactures rap and shoves it down your throat! I'll probably do an entire page on why MTV blows ass eventually... maybe even explain a few of the things they did right! But until then, whenever you see someone who dresses like the people they see on TV that rap... ask them why they like rap. If they say "Because it's cool" punch them in the face for following bullshit trends. If they say "Because I like the music" punch them in the face for being retarded. It's not music, it's shit. If they say "Because everybody else listens to it" complement them for not lying to themselves... and then punch them in the face for following bullshit trends.

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View Profile for Lord-BatesLord-Bates
Posted on Oct 29, 2006 at 08:57 PM
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R.A.P retards attempting poetry also its all about shooting people and stuff mind you there is some good rap about life but that stuff that people like 50 cent does sucks cuz its putting down people and crap ill stick with my old/new/ punk rock also u cant spell crap with out rap

i would vote like 10 times but it wont let me

(This comment was modified on Oct 29, 2006 08:58 PM)

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Posted on Oct 29, 2006 at 09:18 PM
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Wow, 4 out 4 blogs! http://webpages.charter.net/sirfurbos/pages/6-11r apisbullshit.html

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People will forget what you did.
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Posted on Oct 29, 2006 at 09:45 PM
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LMFAO

This is so pathetic.

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Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 12:06 AM
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he edited it a little bit, i think he took off some of the ending

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Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 01:52 AM
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isn't it 4 out of 5?

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Posted on Oct 31, 2006 at 10:25 PM
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Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 05:27 AM
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Maybe he is the one who posts those blogs in those sites, and he just want to post them here too?
I wont judge so fast.

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Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 10:19 AM
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He already admitted to Katt in two previous blogs that he "can't get nothing past her".

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 12:37 AM
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*sigh*

Originality is just a word to you, isn't it ?!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 01:20 AM
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Go to the Bronx & say that shit.

I fucking DARE you !

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Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 01:53 AM
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so........how about them Mets?

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Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 01:56 AM
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They fucking lost, that's how they are.

DAMN IT ALL !!!


They're still my favorite team though !

GO METS !!

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 05:27 AM
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I saw "die hard with a vengeance" and Bruce Willis had to do something like that.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 09:20 AM
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Didn't he have to go up to Harlem with a two sided sign over him that said, "I hate ni****s" ?

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Posted on Oct 31, 2006 at 03:26 AM
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you will be right.the bronx, harlem i dont have a clue where them places are. (i am not often right but i am wrong again.)but i remember i thought it was a great movie.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 06:47 AM
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Well, each person and whatever they like, I personally am not a fan of rap. But I have my respect for it.
I'd not use 'hate' cuz its really exageratting.

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for he shall never be disappointed"
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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 10:40 AM
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When Bing Crosby and Bob Hope did the rap christmas album I... Wait a minute.. they never did...rap is crap.

But even crap has its uses... crap gives us a point ( be it so low on the ruler) from which to measure everything else... but its so low on the measure that Barry Manilow, Jewel and Lindsay Lohan are f'in classical compared to it.


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