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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In
order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard
in a far away town so they can breed their own stock.
They only have $600 left.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells the sister, "When I get there, if I decide
to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home".
The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull and decides she
wants to buy it. The man tells her that the price is $599 - no less. After
paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to
tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office and says, "I want to send a telegram to
my sister telling her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and come and
haul the bull home, I have just bought the bull".
The operator says he will be glad to help her, then adds that "It's just
99 cents a word".
After paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realises that
she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her
the word comfortable".
The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want
her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul
that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?".
The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The word's big. She'll read it
very slowly......com-for-da-bull".
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