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33 comments | Posted by konifur 41 months ago
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we all have nicknames i have had loads over the years such as " a big fat northern bastard." that came from a hale and pace comedy sketch.( English comedy duo from the early 1980`s)
would any one else like to share their nicknames and why you where called it..

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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 09:16 AM
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erm i used to get called mortica (sp) at school because of my long dark hair oh and my surname was adams!

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 10:21 AM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

CLICKS FINGERS TWICE

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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View Profile for baby_boybaby_boy
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 09:40 AM
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one of my nicknames was "big bad butterfly", because I'm oversized, bad when I'm pissed,and gentle as a flying butter

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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 09:51 AM
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awwww like a butterfly hey

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View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 11:54 AM
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I dont have many nicknames... Everyone are just calling me by my name & thats enough.

My ugoto friends always call me O.J which I like

My sister calls me MayMay, and my bf also calls me May sometimes, thats cuz the first latters of my name are 'May-'.

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 12:13 PM
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From the time I was 1 until I was about 9, everyone in my family called me "Porker." It wasn't because I was fat, but rather it started out as "Poker" because I had this thing where I insisted on jabbing peoples eyes out when I was a young lad. It progressed into "Porker" by a drunk uncle.

In my late teens to about 23, I was affectionately called "Beer Truck". No explanation needed really. Just alot of people yelling 'HERE COMES BEER TRUCK!'

As of 2 weeks ago, my new nickname is "Bullseye". It stems from a conversation me and my sister had. She told me I was a target for bad women. I made some little noise and yell "BULLSEYE!" and she said "Thats your new nickname."

:/

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 11, 2006 at 10:01 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

i was called " porker " as i used to fuck pigs......just kidding....


or am i

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Oct 11, 2006 at 12:49 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I hope you are not.

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 12, 2006 at 08:31 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

yep i am just joking.i would go for a sheep if i was desperate.they are better looking.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 03:41 PM
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my name was kneecap for soccer.

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View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 03:42 PM
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Arch, Lil Arch (my sister was Big Arch), my daddy calls me Sweetpea, and a nickname given to me by a co-worker...Skank-and-a-half.

Those are the only ones I'm gonna post on here

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 04:36 PM
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Random people, throughout my life, have called me Sarah bara.
Jahmel calls me baby & honey. Sometimes he comes out with something original though.
My mom calls me pumpkin & doll.
My dad calls me sports fan & kiddo diddo.
My friend Tye calls me black ass. She says, "Because you got a black girl's ass."
LOL !!


I have a couple of nicknames for my little sister.
Molly pop & Molly bean.
Her high school friend calls her Molly pocket.





(This comment was modified on Oct 10, 2006 04:44 PM)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 04:47 PM
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"Because you got a black girl's ass."

nice...lol.

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Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 04:54 PM
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Tee, hee.

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 11, 2006 at 10:03 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

whats a black girls ass look like? apart from the color that is.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Oct 11, 2006 at 12:48 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Its black.

Sometimes its "bootylicious" or "phat".

Sometimes its just "DAYUM!"

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 11, 2006 at 03:27 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Sometimes its just "DAYUM!"


You have no idea how much I hear that, as I walk away.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 12, 2006 at 08:20 AM
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to be honest i still dont have no idea wtf you and monkey are talking about.its either i dont understand the american talk yet or im getting old or im just a thick brit.any chance you could translate it for me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 12, 2006 at 09:53 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

LOL !!

Ok ...

Black women have larger asses than most white women.

For example:
Vivica A. Fox
Shakira
J. Lo
Beyonce
Halle Berry

While not all of these women are black, they all have black girl's asses.

My friend saying I have a black girl's ass is basically her saying that I fill out a pair of jeans well.

lol

Get it ?

(This comment was modified on Oct 13, 2006 01:42 PM)

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 13, 2006 at 09:13 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

thanks HRH Sarah, i am slow on the up take but i get it now.i have never noticed that Black women have larger asses than most white women.i will have to go out and take more notice,if i get slapped i will blame you and sir monkey.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 11, 2006 at 03:18 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

What Monkey said !!


(This comment was modified on Oct 11, 2006 03:23 PM)

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 04:50 PM
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well, i used to be called "twiggy". that pissed me off to no end....first i'm not a woman. it came from my last name (Terwilliger) and the fact that I was as skinny as the real Twiggy.

I can't think of any others....I guess I've just always been "Alex".

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View Profile for ExplodnationExplodnation
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 05:28 PM
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the hurricane, (even though this is a nonseqwidor) I was at a lock in and about 4:30 am i was asleep in a chair and i farted so loud i woke myself up. and as bad luck would have it eryone elso heard it too. one girl commented that my flatualce sounded like a hurrican.

my sister calls me shmee.

(This comment was modified on Oct 10, 2006 05:31 PM)

(This comment was modified on Oct 10, 2006 05:32 PM)

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 06:40 PM
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Sam-I-Am

I-Am-Sam

Sam-da-Man

Michelle (my last name)

Just Kidding!!

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Posted on Oct 12, 2006 at 10:36 AM
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lol....glad to clarified about michelle....i would've make a joke.

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View Profile for tjhash4120tjhash4120
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 08:44 PM
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Skunk (due to natural blonde streak in my hair)
Tj
Hash
TjHash
Mr. Dude
Trav
T-Ball
T-Dog
Damn I had way too many!

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View Profile for WortelWortel
Posted on Oct 11, 2006 at 10:09 AM
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Wortel, like my user name or Wortie. Which is Afrikaans (my home language) for carrot

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 12, 2006 at 08:22 AM
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hi Wortel,have you got ginger hair by any chance.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for WortelWortel
Posted on Oct 12, 2006 at 08:44 AM
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no, blonde. Real name is Mornel, somwhere around the Mortal Combat era people started calling me Mortal, which eventualy became Wortel

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 12, 2006 at 09:22 AM
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right,it just that most ginger people get called carrot top...then carrot.
but i suppose jasper carrot ain't ginger so i have defeated my own statement,lol.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for killapenguinkillapenguin
Posted on Oct 12, 2006 at 01:24 AM
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Chavey has been the only long lasting nickname I have had. It's just an adaptation of my last name (Chavez). It was given to me because of how much I love to play baseball, like Eric Chavez.

I think most people have forgotten my first name, in favor of Chavey.

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View Profile for Lord-BatesLord-Bates
Posted on Oct 12, 2006 at 07:51 PM
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my last anme is bates so i have bin called master-bates lmao

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View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Oct 13, 2006 at 08:57 AM
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Ummm my nickname? Gatorbait
(no imagination necessary)

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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