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The Haircut
12 comments | Posted by Sarah 41 months ago

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Women's version:

Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Men's version:

Man2: Haircut?

Man1: Yeah.

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minodude
Posted on Oct 06, 2006 at 06:29 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

and now men have more time for more important things

and the dinner is being made later

Just Kidding!!

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Monkey
Posted on Oct 06, 2006 at 10:36 PM
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Agreed. We sit here waiting. They stand there gabbing.

GABBA GABBA HEY!

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Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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videophotog
Posted on Oct 06, 2006 at 07:24 PM
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And they wonder why we don't listen!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Monkey
Posted on Oct 06, 2006 at 10:37 PM
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Actually I think it might be considered slightly gay to even notice your buddy got a hair cut. A new shirt is fine, but you can't say anything about how it fits. You can only mention how the shirt itself looks, as if it were still on the hangar.

And the only appropriate adjectives you could use would be "cool" or "smooth" or "pimptastic".

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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minodude
Posted on Oct 07, 2006 at 01:59 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

with a haircut, it matters if they went from long to buzzed

thats kinda what i do, get 1-2 haircuts a year when it grows too long and get it buzzed short

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Sarah
Posted on Oct 07, 2006 at 04:07 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

That is SO unhealthy for your hair !!!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Oct 09, 2006 at 09:27 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

leave it to a stylist to make a comment like this.

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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Sarah
Posted on Oct 09, 2006 at 12:06 PM
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Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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konifur
Posted on Oct 07, 2006 at 10:02 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

man 1:how much a hair cut
man2:$8
man1:how much a shave
man2:$3
man1:shave my head

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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