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How To Install A Home Security System
11 comments | Posted by junsanchez41 41 months ago

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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside

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MRB
Posted on Oct 06, 2006 at 05:47 AM
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LMAO AINT NO ONE GOIN IN THAT HOUSE

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Oct 06, 2006 at 11:24 AM
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sneaky, sneaky sir.

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Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

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MRB
Posted on Oct 06, 2006 at 11:35 AM
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LMAO like the butler off Mr Deeds i love that fillm Crazy Eyes is cool "i bit the MAilman

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minodude
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 10:15 PM
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he was trying to cast a spell on me

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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minodude
Posted on Oct 10, 2006 at 10:26 PM
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why the boots?

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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stutterfly
Posted on Oct 11, 2006 at 03:20 PM
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i'm not going in that house

il ove cho.co.lat[e]

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Oct 11, 2006 at 05:54 PM
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A burgler doesnt go in the front door...too many neighbors.

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Lord-Bates
Posted on Oct 11, 2006 at 07:22 PM
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ya and not mid day light ether o well still funny

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Enigmatic
Posted on Oct 14, 2006 at 10:41 AM
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Oh, so no crimes are committed in the daylight hours -cool!!! (I feel safer already)

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fastfoward
Posted on Oct 27, 2006 at 03:50 AM
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Is anyone thinking "YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF"

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