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Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at
the local brothel.

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to
her manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll
in each bed.

These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on
them. They won't know the difference." the manager does as he is
told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first man says, "you know, I think my girl was dead!"

"Dead?" says his friend, "why would you say that?"
"well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."

His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"a witch, why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I
gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window."

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MRB Posted on Oct 04, 2006 at 08:34 AM 1,252 tokens, 2.18 days wasted

LMAo didint expect that

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i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

Why r we dying to live if we are just living to die? (Tupac n Biggie Runnin)

dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on

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Lokireloaded Posted on Oct 04, 2006 at 08:35 AM 1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

i dont get it!

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hunnybunny Posted on Oct 04, 2006 at 08:39 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

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danny it was a blow up doll and he bit her neck so she blew out the window, but he did'nt know it was a blow up doll so he thought she farted and flew out the window like a witch.

BTW i do hope you joking about the not getting it bit

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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Lokireloaded Posted on Oct 05, 2006 at 08:36 AM 1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

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no, i was perfectly serious.
i really didnt get it!

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hunnybunny Posted on Oct 05, 2006 at 08:54 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

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oh ok

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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Phoenix_84 Posted on Oct 04, 2006 at 10:22 AM 2,200 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

LOL @ she farted and flew out the window.

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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minodude Posted on Oct 04, 2006 at 06:39 PM 19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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thats called a "punch line"

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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alex657684 Posted on Oct 04, 2006 at 04:00 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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BarFly Posted on Oct 04, 2006 at 10:41 PM 336 tokens, 23.6 hours wasted

HaaHaaaHaaaa that was a good one!

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konifur Posted on Oct 05, 2006 at 06:51 AM 26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

i bought a blow up doll once and it must of had a hole in it.so i took it back to the shop and told the shop owner," can i have a refund as it keeps on going down on me." he replied," if i knew that i would of charged you double."

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Naruto Posted on Oct 06, 2006 at 10:05 PM 1,731 tokens, 5.32 days wasted

lol, witch, and at a good time too

try your best fool, I'll send it back 1,000 fold!!
-Naruto Uzamaki
RuneScape player
name:neomaster911
lv:8X(see profile)
[icon]fish[/icon]

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