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11 comments | Posted by Arch 30 months ago

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At work today, I was ringing up a customer as usual. He just mumbled when I went through the usual sayings..."Hello, how are you today? Did you find everything ok? How will you be paying for that today?"
I figured he was just grumpy since it was 6 f**king 30 in the morning and he was just as glad to be there as I was.
I rung up his total, he handed me a twenty and I started getting his change. While I was doing that he grabbed and held his bag in his right hand. I turned around, and just as I was holding out the money...A METAL CLAW SNAPS OUT OF HIS LEFT SLEEVE AND SNATCHES THE MONEY!!!!!!
By some sort of miracle, I manage to keep calm and not show any fear to the bionic man, since I assumed he could feel fear vibrations in his claw. He turned around and walked away a second after he grabbed the money.

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Lord-Bates
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 07:57 PM
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LMAO!

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minodude
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 08:51 PM
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C3PO?

Just Kidding!!

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Katt
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 09:06 PM
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Whoa.

Claw dude.

Reminds me of a small town near here where the BARBER had a hook hand.

Lots of shitty haircuts there.

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Monkey
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 09:37 PM
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One day about a decade ago, me and my little sister were leaving a WalMart parking lot.

As we drove around I notice a guy with a claw for a right hand. As soon as I saw it I look over at my sister and go "YAARRRRGH!!! AVAST ME HEARTIES!".

We both laugh.

Hard.

Then the guy reaches out with his OTHER claw to open his car door, and I never made fun of another handless person again.

Ever.

Until I started to think that maybe he was some sort of Super Pirate. With 2 hooks. And 2 parrots. And 2 peg legs. And 2 eye patches.

Then I laughed. But not a belly laugh. More like a "I'm going to hell" kind of laugh.

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videophotog
Posted on Oct 02, 2006 at 10:23 PM
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You didn't see the horse he drove up in:

The following image was attached:

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People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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konifur
Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 08:52 AM
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my wife saw the photo of the horse and said she wished i had on that size .i told her i was not going to cut my willy in half for nobody.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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alex657684
Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 12:42 AM
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i guess the Six Million Dollar Man is still going strong.

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konifur
Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 04:29 AM
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i bet you dream that you are peter pan now.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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Arch
Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 06:50 AM
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I'm going to keep a ticking clock with me wherever I go now.

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hunnybunny
Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 06:50 AM
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LMAO now you handled that well i think i would of been more like "OMG WTF" lmao

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Sarah
Posted on Oct 03, 2006 at 01:31 PM
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You handled it as well as anyone could have.
I'm sure he gets people looking at him like he's a freak all day, every day !
That probably explains the bad attitude he had.

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